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This is a story about a battlefield scarred by warfare... at least it is not stained by spilt blood. Fought here is with such intensity, one feels reminded to the battle of Verdun. And all this in a war, the impetus of which takes after the cola war between Pepsi und Coca Cola prolonged from the eighties to the present time. We now want to take a look on some of the "scarred places of battle" which faced companies Netscape and Microsoft in fight. If you want to heed the battle call, just send samples of your material to the recruition center. Before you start, however, there still should be time to read this important message.
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Microslave You're NOT going anywhere today Adminspotting Choose some thing similar to life... Bill sux Pentium II - a closeup There can be only one Bill and the Highlander Resistance is futile A true nature |
BMW Hardware that runs better without windows Ain't we all a little retro? Historical parallels NS Windows Historical parallels, part two Sympathy for the devil A lost soul Rest in peace Where do you want to go today? |
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| Windows 2000 (522 KB) The latest beta version... (German language) The Y2K bug (219 KB) Detecting the problem Killing my software (356 KB) A small song about Windows 95 (MP3) Start me up (2032 KB) Micro$oft stoned (MP3) America Offline (1914 KB) Some user friendly software (MP3) |
Mecha Gatezilla (210 KB) Attack of the supermonster Windows 98 (1.068 KB) A press conference (Video - MOV) Another Doom - a preview (761 KB) High playaBILLity ;-) (Video - AVI) Piece of cake (725 KB) What a sight... (Video - MPEG) We are Microsoft (69 KB) Resistance is futile (MP3) |
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Ouch (external) Hit a Bill Pie Bill Gates (external) Some other pie chart Das BillGotchi Spielen mit Bill! |
Fiax lux Microsoft and the lightbulb incident Microsoft in midair Microsoft and the airplane incindent Windows95 stoned There's not only 'Start me up' IncompatiBILL A true story Excuses Why it's never Microsoft's fault |
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If Bill Gates went to heaven... What would happen above these clouds? If Bill Gates went to a fastfood restaurant... Unified taste in all components (not translated yet) If Bill Gates was a waiter... The fly in the soup (not translated yet) If Microsoft made movies... From Redmond to Hollywood If beers were like computers... Don't drink and surf ;-) If Operating systems were like airlines... They all come down... If cars were like computers, part one A hotline for car owners If cars were like computers, part two General Motors vs. Microsoft |
Nomen est omen... Why Microsoft names its product Windows 98 and not Windows 4.1 The ultimate chainletter If it all gets too much... Monopoly - the musical Bill Gates on Broadway Update to Wife 1.0 If women were like computer programs Technical support Sequel to 'Update to Wife 1.0' Why dogs won't use computers Woof-woof |
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Microsoft in space Windows aboard the MIR Stardate 1995 Windows aboard the USS Enterprise (USS 1701-A) At the borg front Windows aboard the USS Enterprise (USS 1701-D) Emergency Medical Holograph Windows aboard the USS Voyager The final voyage of the Kursk ... and Microsoft's embroilment |
ActiveBill 2000 Bill Gates' holograph Microsoft Contraceptives... A suite of applications designed for users who engage in sex Microsoft God Our father, thou art in Redmond Inside Windows95 The source code Installing Windows95 Another source code |
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Bill's very own homepage Look how great I am... I hate Bill Gates Back again... I hate Windows 2000 ... not only for users ... I hate Netscape Well, the other way around... The Windows 2002 Preview Page One step beyond... Windows95 annoyances Annoyed by Windows? Active HumorNT What OS do you want to make fun of today? |
The Bill Gates and Microsoft jokes site Laughing with Bill Gates Better than Microsoft Do I need to say more? Download Headscape Hesitator Headscape whenever! Nedscape Nedscape now! Segfault Fake news about Computers Enemy.org The Mirco$osft Hate Page microscoff Microscoff about Microsoft |