How many employees of Microsoft does it take to exchange a light bulb?
- None. Microsoft declares darkness the new standard.
- None. As it obviously is a hardware failure, they'll tell you to contact Intel.
- Four.
- The first one to screw in the new light bulb,
- the second one to modify the socket in order to prevent Netscape
light bulbs from fitting in,
- another one to build in an automatic mechanism that blows the socket,
when trying to screw in a light bulb of
Sun,
- and the final one to tell the American Department of Justice all this is "fair competition".
- One hundred.
- One to exchange the light bulbs,
- and the other ninetynine to click away the error messages.
How long does it take until an employee of Microsoft has exchanged a lightbulb?
Depends on how many broken light bulbs he brought.
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